Maniac's Business Nightmares

It's just an idea, but I want to have a reality show like Chef Gordan Ramsey where I can go into your place of business and tell you how you fucked up. You're family owned, mom and pop, handed down for generations business sucks, and I'm just the one with the balls to tell you. And just like Kitchen Nightmares, I will come in there, rip your staff a new one and tell you where to put it using a British accent, then help you fix all your problems with a new logo and a website. The term "piss off" will serve a whole new meaning. LOL